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LEASKS DEPARTMENT STORE. 11:10am. January 1952. Now the right wing owned Urban Outfitters store stands here at Church and Pacific. The Leask family owned stores on this corner for generations. Sam "Sandy" Leask had some strange kind of foresight and sold this building shortly before the 1989 earthquake. Urban Outfitters according to Wikipedia is a publicly traded American company that owns and operates five retail brands: Urban Outfitters, Anthropologie, Free People, Terrain and Leifsdottir, a luxury brand for Anthropologie. Urban Outfitters originated as "The Free People's Store" in 1970 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Headquartered at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, Urban Outfitters operates more than 140 locations in the United States, Canada, the Republic of Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Germany, Belgium, and the United Kingdom.

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GOODBYE DICK WILSON. Rumors are zooming all around our City Hall about who's going to be City manager Dick Wilson's replacement. Martine Bernal's name is usually the first guess, but lots of doubts on that one. Then Bill Kocher's name gets some "well just maybe" reactions. Then there's some action about Laura Brown who is general manager of the Soquel Creek Water District., and was former Assistant Manager for our City but the real interest is in how could we ever attract former planning director Greg Larson back to the job? He still lives here. Would he even take it, do we have enough money to top what he makes over the hill? The big problem here is of course the huge amount of control Dick Wilson has over the City Council. Wilson has run this City for decades...and any honest/open councilperson knows and will admit that. Council people have tons of work to do, little amounts of time to do it, and rely on Wilson to make their decisions for them. Nothing too crooked or slimy here, it's just that over the years we have allowed one person to create an enormous amount of power. We could of course do away with the City Manager position like many, many other California Cities have done, but none of our present City Council would dare suggest such a thing.

WALLACE SHAWN READS HOWARD ZINN. | click to open on the right, click again to close >>>

What more can be said about Howard Zinn...if you ever read him or saw him you know what his death means to all of us. Wallace Shawn reads some Zinn...and Zinn is there too!

"IT'S ONLY $1.50" OR HOW LITTLE MAGGIE SUNSHINE IVY'S CVC WANTS TO STEAL OUR GENERAL FUND PUBLIC MONEY.
Maggie Ivy
with lots of help from her cheerleader Cynthia Mathews and a wimpy City Council wants to assess NOT TAX  just $1.50 per room stay on our tourists. By stopping an increase of our T.O.T tax Maggie would be stealing this money from our general fund. That means that the tax money that now goes to our streets, police, fire, and city support system would go instead to Maggie Ivy's special interest group the Santa Cruz County Conference and Visitors Council (CVC) to advertise the Boardwalk and Roaring Camp. That's got to wake someone up. Spending money to bring tourists here and not spending that money to make this a better place to visit (and live?). If you ever talk to your City Council people ask them to hold a public hearing on CVC funding. Remember the CVC profits from the tourists but does not contribute to the upkeep of our city. Speaking of questions ask your councilperson to did deeper into that B.S. figure of "for every $1 spent on tourists we get $9 back" who dreamt that one up and who has ever seen proof ? We need a re-evaluation of the role the CVC plays around here and why should we support private businesses when we don't have the money to take care of all our very desperate non profit agencies?

VETS HALL, BEHIND THE SCENES. Something didn't seem right in the rapid way the county shut down the Vet's hall two weeks ago. California Counties all over the state have been shutting Vets Halls down, tearing them down and of course because they are in such valuable locations, building more profitable buildings in their wake. Murmurings about Tim Brattan's (different spelling different family) insensitive management have been circulating for years. And although no one ever mentions it, just where does the rental money for and from the Building go? I asked old friend Harry Meserve longtime Veterans Association Board member, former Chair of their Board of Trustees, and current Chaplain of the Bill Motto Post for his and his comrades reactions...Meserve wrote...

1.  Paul Cox, a member of the Post and also a certified structural engineer, while the county engineers were not, did an inspection with county engineers (as reported in the Santa Cruz Sentinel).  His report (a formal engineering report with graphs, etc.) will show that the damage identified is real, but not sufficient to abruptly close the building. And not even allowing time for the vet groups to get their stuff out before locking the doors.  It is the kind of damage old buildings sustain due to wear and tear.  As Paul says, "its deferred maintenance, the kind of thing the county has NOT been doing all along in the vets building.  The general impression is that the stage in the Auditorium (or at worst, the auditorium itself) might have to be closed for repair.  What is really needed is retrofitting.

2.  The way in which this "crisis" was handled is indicative of the management of the vets building, going back at least two decades.  The needs of veterans and their organizations are given second place to the bureaucratic needs of the county or the schemes of the management of the building to "work around" veterans and use the building for other purposes than the ones that it was originally built for.  The present manager (not the Board of Trustees - an independent body that manages the building) - Tim Brattan sees it as a cash cow that can produce profits (albeit modest profits) and the veterans as a factor that can be ignored or manipulated to achieve that goal.

My personal experience with this is as onetime chair of the building Board of Trustees and active in the Bill Motto post for 20 years. I've experienced that the county Parks, Open Space, and Cultural Services (POSCS)   the division of the county that runs parks, etc. and has responsibility for the vets building, has always had a hard time getting around its own bureaucracy and working with the veterans themselves (their organizations) in order to produce a cooperative spirit to govern the use of the building.  There is a court order handed down by the late Judge Black (in 1994 I think) that directs how the building is to be managed, specifies veteran preference for use of the building, etc., but it has been largely ignored by Brattan, the present manager.
It would have made a lot more sense to note the damage, make as assessment of its importance, and meet with the veterans to figure out how best to go forward.  Would the county have done anything like this ordered closure (in a matter of days) with any other entity - especially commercial entities - in the area?

3.  There is a suspicion, based on the way the closure has been done and a long history of dishonest interaction with veterans and their groups that there are other motivations.  First, we are making attempts to put Judge Black's order back on the table in negotiating with the county on how to manage the building.  Second, many counties in the state have, over the years, closed veterans buildings or allowed them to fall into disrepair, or turned them into commercial establishments, which can fit into redevelopment plans or other "revivals" of downtowns (where most of the buildings exist).  For a long history of conflict and city/county pressures against veterans and their organizations, you can look no farther than San Francisco.

Once the veteran organizations are out of the building and repairs are delayed (perhaps forever) due to money problems, what then happens to the building and its original purpose?  If the Cox report shows that the damage is not as extensive as the county would have us believe, will the county even consider revisiting its actions?

4.  Generally, of course, the struggle to keep the vets building for veteran use AND for community use is an important one.  Fully 30% of homeless folks are veterans and the hard times that veterans of the first and second Iraq Wars and the Afghanistan War are well known. There is no indication that we will not have more wars like these in the future.  Where will be the place that these women and men can go to get help and find understanding and camaraderie?

5.  The Bill Motto Post would like to see an honest appraisal of the damage by the county (full consideration of the Cox report) and a cooperative attitude toward working with the vets (the United Veterans Council) to find ways to take care of whatever problems are found.  This and a reestablishment of responsible building management can both be accomplished if the problems are approached in the proper cooperative spirit".(end of Meserve' s email) 

THE WORLD'S MOST GENERIC NEW REPORT | click to open on the right, click again to close >>>

NEWSWIPE LONDON i.e. BBC. If you have the same problems with super produced and commercial news reports...then Kate Minott should win another award for sending this clip...

ELERICK'S INPUT. OR...
Still more on that Aptos Village Plan Update.
There are still questions to be answered before the new Aptos Village Plan Update moves ahead.  For those interested in what could happen here, the County Planning Commission will be considering these revisions on Wednesday, February 10th in the County Supervisors Chambers at 9:00 A.M.  I still think it's headed in the right direction, but people need to pay attention.

Not mentioned in previous comments on the AVP Update, is the proposed elimination of one-way streets, and the use of energy efficient building practices.  Will these changes make the final cut?  The original plan did NOT mention water as a key feature of the plan.  The AVP Update requires compliance with Soquel Creek Water District restrictions on new water service: Reduction of current demand by 1.2 gallons for each gallon of new water demand or future restrictions that may be adopted by Santa Cruz Water District (SCWD).

No traffic study was included in the existing AVP.  The AVP Update requires that recommendations of a 2009 Traffic Study be implemented, that are supposed to improve Level of Service from D to C at Soquel Drive and Trout Gulch Road and improve Level Of Service from E to C at Soquel Drive and Aptos Creek Road. These improvements are mostly traffic signals which should be in place now.  There may be more signals needed, and this should be brought to the Planning Commission.

Concerns over traffic still remain.  One obvious solution would be to create passenger rail service from Aptos Station to points north and south.  This would make too much sense, so don't look for it to be part of any formal AVP Update.  Of course one of the new streets to be built should be named after Lucille Aldrich and/or the Aptos Ladies Tuesday Evening Society.  Thanks to Lucille and the ALTES, we still have an Aptos Village to build a plan around.

NO on the Governors Gas Tax Swap. The latest dirty trick from the Governor is a proposal to eliminate the sales tax on gasoline, which would essentially end funding for public transit in California. His proposal replaces the sales tax with a gallon based excise tax which could not be used for transit purposes. Unfortunately, this proposal has the support of leading Democratic Staff members, along with the usual Republican anti-tax lobby.  You can help by calling State Senator Joe Simitian and Assembly member Bill Monning to urge that they STRONGLY OPPOSE any proposal that would eliminate the State sales tax on gasoline as a way of "balancing" the State budget.  It's a really bad idea. 

The contact information for Joe Simitian is: Sacramento Telephone:  916-651-4011
Santa Cruz Telephone:  831-425-0401
and for Bill Monning: Sacramento Telephone:916-319-2027
Santa Cruz Telephone:831-425-2570
(Paul Elerick is a member of Nisene 2 Sea, a group of open space advocates, serves as the chair of the Campaign for Sensible Transportation, and is a member of the Sierra Club's Santa Cruz Group's executive committee).

FREDIANI'S FOREST UPDATE. All the February 2010 monthly news from the forest and wild places that Jodi Frediani can come up with is right here

PATTON'S PROGRAM. Gary's on vacation...his stuff will resume as soon as he does.

(Gary Patton is "Of Counsel" to the Santa Cruz law firm of Wittwer & Parkin, which specializes in land use and environmental law. The opinions expressed are Mr. Patton's.)

EAGANS DEEP COVER. Tim digs deep into the Generational "thing" scroll down...

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AUSTRALIAN HUMOR. Travel much??? Watch this funny travel clip.

LANDAU'S PROGRES. Read Saul Landau's article titled "Really Inconvenient Truth" in Progreso where he leads off with..."In the documentary "The Inconvenient Truth", Al Gore – remember him? – warned that greenhouse gasses and other sources of hydro carbons would increase, and threaten future planetary life. After issuing this filmic challenge, Gore advised citizens to recycle and buy gas-efficient cars. Inconvenient? How about shutting down most of the factories belching smoke around the world, which contribute little to global health? Or abandoning the high rise office buildings that require heating and cooling 24/7? Read it all here Saul Landau is an Institute for Policy Studies fellow whose films are on DVD from roundworldproductions@gmail.com   

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JOHNNY CARSON & THE EGG TRICK. If you miss Johnny Carson and are as bored with Leno, Conan, Letterman and that ilk as much as I am, watch this one...

CASEY'S COMPUTER COMMENTS. How to change your desktop picture....

This is how you can change the desktop picture or, as it is sometimes called, the desktop background. This procedure is for Windows XP. You will be able to select from your photos, or images that come with your computer or none at all like a solid blue background (desktop).

Begin by performing a Right click on the desktop and a "Pop Up Window" will appear that says "Display Properties" in the window title. There are five separate tabs titled: Themes, Desktop, Screen Saver, and Appearance & Settings. Each tab has a different function regarding display options of your computer, but today we're only focusing on the "Desktop" tab.  Properties on all the tabs are easy to change and will not affect the performance of your system. Go ahead and experiment with any tab, you can always go back to where it was. Perhaps writing down where things are before changing them would be recommended. 

Select the second tab from the left, the "Desktop Tab". In this window is an icon that represents what the desktop currently looks like, and below this icon is a small window with the title "Background:" above it with a list of items to select from. There are up and down arrows to the right for scrolling the list. Click on any item in this list. After making your selection a preview appears in this window above this list. No changes have actually been made until you select the "Apply" button in the lower right corner. Try this out a for some different items on this list. Also try the very first item in this list "none" where you can set your background to a solid color.

To set the background to your personal photo select the "Browse" button to the right of the list. This is not nearly as complicated as it sounds, really.

A new window with the title "Browse" pops up, this is where to find your photos. There are three items in this window; the top one has a title "Look in" with a small icon of a folder and a name next to it and an arrow further right.

The bottom field has a title "Files of type." It probably says "Background Files" now but we want to use a photo, so change it to "All Picture Files" by selecting the arrow on the right.  Now that "Files of type" = "All Picture Files" we can "look in" our "My Pictures" folder by clicking on the top field arrow and finding the "My Documents" folder which contains the My Pictures folder. Select a photo in the list. (Please send your thoughts for next weeks Casey's Computer Comments...and remember he does house calls, affordably. computer casey@yahoo.com  

THE WHITE RIBBON. There isn't any real violence in this thought provoking saga and it's about the people and their attitudes in a small pre WW1 German Village. Director Michael Haneke who did Cache and the unforgettable(no matter how hard you try) Funny Games has a masterpiece with this one. It's all in black and white, deep, dark, mysterious and unending. It's won awards in Cannes and has several nominations coming up...go see it, especially if you're a serious movie goer.

DEAR JOHN. This piece of fluff actually overtook Avatar at the box-office last weekend. It's the same type of Hallmark- feel good nearly brainless plot as Avatar has. No depth, no meaning, just cute people. Amanda Seyfried from HBO's Big Love is fun to watch and has the lead but "Brother" was a much better film on the same Iraq veteran topic.

FROM PARIS WITH LOVE. Up until this nutso flick, John Travolta was always good and also fun to watch, but this attempt to outdo Quentin Tarantino with fun and blood and gore and goofy is a miserable film. It isn't even so bad it's good...it's just bad and should be avoided at all costs (even rental)

FILM CRITICS AT THE NICK DAY. I've lost track of how many years Wallace Baine, Lisa Jensen, Morton Marcus and I have done the critics picks of the OSCARS at the Nick. Morton went to cinema heaven now but Lisa, Wallace and I will hold forth again on Sunday, February 28 at 11am at The Nick to share which films we think deserve the Oscar and which ones will get those gold plated booby prizes. It's free and we love to hear what your opinions are about the 2009 films....which was a pretty good year. (My opinion).

DARWIN DAY CELEBRATION. Dr. Dennis A. Etler who teaches Anthropology at Cabrilho is heading a Darwin Day Celebration titled "New Research Confirms Darwin's View of Human Evolution". It's this Saturday February 13th in Calvary Episcopal Church's Fireside Room (across from The Nickelodeon) at 2 p.m. it's free and is sponsored by the Secular Humanists of Santa Cruz County. Call 338-2314 for info.

SANTA CRUZ CHAMBER PLAYERS & TALES OF LOVE. The Chamber Players featuring Lars Johannesson, Kathleen Kasdorf, Amy Brodo and Susan Bruckner will perform musics by Music by Farrenc, Karg-Elert, Ravel, Beach, Loeb, and Raum. Or as it says on their website  Romance; tropical, historical and fairytale... Exotic scenes of faraway places. This program centers around the sensual and evocative Songs of Madagascar by Ravel and the lyrical, late-romantic style love songs by America's Amy Beach.  Scenes of hummingbirds, an evocation to Brahma, and Sephardic melodies are united with other exotic instrumental elements to delight the senses.  From the real to the imaginative, the concert culminates with Elizabeth Raum's beautiful setting and narrative of Cinderella's fairytale love story. Enjoy this musical Valentine's Day treat together with someone you love! Or just a good friend call 420-5260 for tickets. The concerts will be this Saturday Feb 13 at 8p.m. and Sunday the 14th at 3 p.m. at Christ Lutheran Church, 10707 Soquel Drive. Google for directions the first time it can be confusing.

UNIVERSITY GRAPEVINE. Each and every Tuesday from 7:30-8:30 p.m. I host University Grapevine on KZSC 88.1 fm. or on your computer at  WWW.KZSC.ORG.   On February 9th  Carol Fuller will talk about The Waddell Creek Association and Rancho del Oso in the first half hour then Taylor Simkins will discuss Fair trade coffee and the Community Agroecology Network (C.A.N.). On February 16th film critic and author Lisa Jensen will talk about her most and least favorite films and then Allie Wilson and Beth Gummere from the Santa Cruz Film Festival will discuss this years Fest. Coastal Commissioner and County Supervisor Mark Stone will lead off on February 23 followed by UCSC's Don Williams telling us all about The Rainbow Theatre productions and events. Sandy Lydon and I will co-host the March Pledge Drive on March 9th. Any and all suggestions for future programs are more than welcome so tune in and keep listening.

QUOTES. "You are to learn to listen to the cursed radio music of life and to reverence the spirit behind it and to laugh at its distortions", Hermann Hesse. "We are most asleep when awake", Paul Reps. "...pure, deep blue. It's the cosmic color, the color of heaven, the color of infinity. It is also the color of my eyes. And of my bedroom", Avery Cardinal (SIR Magazine Pin Up)

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TOM SCRIBNER'S LOST SOUND and ARLENE'S COUNTRY SERENADERS. Tom didn't play many, if any IWW tunes on the saw but as you can see he did bill himself as "The Lost Sound" the group which Arlene led was called Arlene's Country Serenaders. That's Arlene Sutton on the accordion (she doubled on piano) and Herman Olson on Saw...but mostly he played accordion. They did hospitals, old folks homes and cheered up 1000's of folks. Tom died in 1982 we ( John Tuck, Paul Dragavon, me and hundreds of marchers) had a great non-permitted parade in his honor right up the middle of Pacific.

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GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. I've been fighting Girl Scouts selling cookies for decades.

Ron Sandidge sent this You Tube favorite...impossible to watch without crying but go for it....

If I don't take up the challenge each year I get as much mail asking why I gave up as I do from angry mothers whose daughters are out there selling that junk food in their deadly competition against each other that would embarrass used car dealers. The junk food part is hard for them to lie about but check out the phoney trans-fat claim in the Wikipedia section below. Ask those little scouts why they don't sell environmentally sound locally produced products instead of supporting huge corporate bakeries like Kellogg's and Canada's biggest food retailers. The corporate bakers get 1/3 of all monies spent.  I have at least a one inch thick file of Girl Scout mommies who have been caught stealing cookie profits...then there are the sickos who have poisoned and laced the cookies with razor blades. Why not sell soap, flower and vegetable seeds, books, gift cards to locally owned businesses...why the damned cookies, why, why, why???

MAKE A DIFFERENCE. If you really want to support the Girl Scouts, just give them the money...leave the stupid cookies to rot. Better yet send the local group a check for $10 in April or May and only to be used locally.

WIKIPEDIA SAYS," Each Girl Scout council operates its own cookie sale. They set the price per box based on the local economy. The profits are divided by their own formula. Local troops get about 10-15 percent of the price paid, the council takes more than 50 percent, and the manufacturer gets the remainder. For a $4 box, the local troop will earn between 40 and 60 cents per box. The scout can earn a stuffed toy, a T-shirt or a patch for her uniform. In 1992 the Girl Scouts nationwide sold 175 million boxes of the cookies. Revenues at all levels are used to pay for events and activities for the Girl Scouts, maintenance of the council's Girl Scout camps and other properties, cookie sale incentives, and Council administration costs. Each council can provide a breakdown showing how cookie money is used in that council (this information is usually printed on the back of the Cookie Order Forms). The companies that produce the cookies get about one third of the selling price of the cookies. Girl Scout cookies are made by large national commercial bakeries under license from Girl Scouts of the USA. The bakers that the organization licenses can change from year to year, though change is not common.

In 2008 the licensed companies were Little Brownie Bakers (LBB), a subsidiary of Keebler, which is owned by Kellogg's, and ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Interbake Food, which is owned by George Weston Limited. ABC Bakers has been making cookies for the Girl Scouts since 1939.[5] 

Alan Chadwick was the genius who brought organic gardening to UCSC. If you never met him here's a You Tube Clip...

Girl Scout cookies are listed as having "0 trans fat per serving" and will have packaging saying Trans Fat Free. The cookies are not truly trans fat free, as various partially hydrogenated oils (PHOs, i.e., trans fats) are still listed in the ingredients. Nonetheless, they now have a sufficiently small amount per serving to comply with the government's official standards for the Trans Fat Free label. (The official rules allow the label to appear where there are fewer than 0.5 grams per serving.)

SPEAKING OF DECADES. Way back in my KGO (ABC) and KCBS (CBS) radio days we started doing programs about the positive benefits of Fluoride. Doctors, Dentists, Surgeon Generals any group that did genuine research supported adding fluoride to public drinking water. They still do....just ask your local dentist. I do thank all the anti-fluoride folks who keep sending me the same old crap from San Diego (that city still has the dirtiest city water in California...according to Supervisor and Coastal Commissioner Mark Stone). I read it all once, the tone and temper of it always sounds so much like the anti abortionists it makes one wonder. Anyways I'd like to suggest reading the California Dept of Health Claims vs. Facts, or reading what the AMA and the American Dental Association say about fluoridating our water here. 

OUR CHANGING COUNTY POLITICS. We'll probably hear less and less about Jan Beautz now that she's no longer our First District - Live Oaks County Supervisor. Here's what she recently wrote about the Rail-trail movement (lest we forget!!!)

ELERICK'S INPUT. Rebecca Connolly files for Superior Court Judge
On Monday, February 1st, surrounded by friends and supporters at County Elections Department, Rebecca Connolly became the first candidate to file for Superior Court Judge.  This important election will hit the ballot on June 8th of this year.  Being both a friend and supporter, of course I was there too, along with many friends from past campaigns.  The turnout for Rebecca speaks well for her chances of winning – those that were there at this 8:00 A.M. event are seasoned campaigners in county elections. Google Rebecca Connolly for Judge to learn more about her.

More about that Aptos Village Plan....This plan that will affect just about everybody who lives in Mid-County is currently churning through an update process at the County.  Those of us that live here have known for years that "Aptos Village" is destined for change. The question has always been how much change and what it will be. For some reason the existing Aptos Village Plan envisioned a large number of housing units for 2,500 to 3,000 people.  Not realistic if you've ever driven through this area today waiting for traffic to clear at the intersection along Soquel Drive and Valencia, the heart of what's being called Aptos Village. A draft of the Aptos Village Plan Update calls for housing for approximately 200 residents, with a mix of market rate and affordable homes.

The only historic building in the existing AVP was the Bayview Hotel; the draft update includes 18 recognized historical buildings.  It anticipates the Apple Barn being moved a short distance to face the Village Green that is being proposed.  Current thinking is the Apple Barn becomes a grocery store to serve as an "anchor ", and yes, the building is thought to be moveable due to its sturdy redwood construction. The update to a terrible Aptos Village Plan of 1985 can be found here.  It's a lot of reading, but it looks a whole lot better than the 1985 plan.  Check it out! (Paul Elerick is a member of Nisene 2 Sea, a group of open space advocates, serves as the chair of the Campaign for Sensible Transportation, and is a member of the Sierra Club's Santa Cruz Group's executive committee).

EAGANS DEEP COVER. Scroll down for Tim Eagan's depiction of corporations as presidential possibilities...

LANDAU'S PROGRES. Read Saul Landau's article in Progreso about Jews in Texas and what's happening in Haiti. While you're on Progreso read Greg Palast's reactions to our Supreme Court's allowing Wal Mart to run for president.   Saul Landau is an Institute for Policy Studies fellow whose films are on DVD from roundworldproductions@gmail.com   

THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT. A Bit of silliness...but clever. Click to view, youtube won't allow embedding of this one.

CASEY'S COMPUTER COMMENTS. "1GB of RAM". Previously I had mentioned that a simple memory upgrade would be a major performance increase for your system if you have less than "one gigabyte of ram". I will recap what RAM is. Random Access Memory is where a program on your computer resides when it is in use. The hard drive is long term storage, it is where the software resides. When the computer "boots up," software is read from the hard drive and placed in RAM. The computer can read RAM data about a hundred times faster than data residing on the hard drive, which is why the system places software in RAM; because it runs so much faster than reading from the hard drive.

The more RAM installed, the faster the system can run is generally true for all systems. Some older systems have a limitation on how much RAM they can address. Each bit (8 bits per byte) has an address; and that Central Processing Unit (CPU) knows where any of those bytes are at any particular time. It's actually pretty amazing stuff that goes on in there.

We could go into how binary numbers work here but I doubt many would be interested. The more addresses available the more memory can be accessed. In older systems they must have never thought we would want to use more than one gigabyte of RAM. (A gig is 1 x 10^9 of 1000 megabytes).  The way RAM is made has changed over the years as well with the newer RAM being faster and more densely populated with integrated circuits and more connections than the older RAM.  I bring all this RAM information up because you can check your RAM installed by "RIGHT CLICKING" on "My Computer" and select "Properties." The installed RAM should appear in the lower right. If you have less than 1GB of RAM you can check to see if more memory is possible on your system by going to this web site. This one (Kingston) was able to find the memory for my old system and also indicated correctly the maximum possible memory allowed for this system. It is a very simple procedure to upgrade RAM and for the money is a great performance boost if your system will allow more RAM to be added. (Please send your thoughts for next weeks Casey's Computer Comments...and any questions, comments, corrections please to pcasey1@gmail.com and remember he does house calls, affordably). 

REPLACING THE UCSC SIGN. Not too exciting but it's local

PAT'S PUNS. Pat Matejcek sends us these "award winning" puns. She says, "Here are some first place winners in the International Pun Contest:

  1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
  2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"
  3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
  4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
  5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

WATERS WEIGHS IN. Christina reports on "Wozzeck", previews The White Ribbon, and some amazing salumi from El Salchichero. - all at http://christinawaters.com (it's possible she means "salami" but maybe not!!!)

S.F. MIME TROUPE'S R.G. DAVIS TO JOIN EL TEATRO CAMPESINO. SF Mime Troupe Founder—R.G. Davis—returns to El Teatro Campesino to direct the commedia del arte play ‘Los Olivos Pits' ‘Pits' is partnered with Luis Valdez' ‘Los Vendidos' to kick off ETC's 2010 season. Previews for ‘Los Olivos Pits' and ‘Los Vendidos' begin on Feb. 12, with the shows' official opening on Feb. 20. ‘Los Vendidos' (Spanish for "The Sold Ones") is a one-act play by the Chicano playwright and founding artistic director of El Teatro Campesino. Luis Valdez wrote ‘Los Vendidos' in 1967 and it was first performed at the Brown Beret junta in Elysian Park, East Los Angeles. The play examines Latino stereotypes in California and how local, state, and federal governments manipulate people. This will be the first time that ‘Los Vendidos' will be performed at the San Juan Bautista Playhouse. Performances are Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm and Sunday matinees at 2pm. Special ticket prices for Thursdays—$5, and Fridays—$10. Ticket prices for Saturday nights and Sunday matinees are $12/adults, $10/seniors and students, and $8 for children under 12. Special group rates available for groups of 20 or more. Tickets will go on sale in mid January. For tickets or more information call 831.623.2444 or visit www.elteatrocampesino.com. Box-office hours are Monday through Friday from 10am to 5pm. El Teatro Campesino Playhouse is at 705 Fourth Street in Historic San Juan Bautista.

THE BEATLES.  Hello Goodbye

EDGE OF DARKNESS. Mel Gibson does exactly what he's supposed to do in this very predictable film. It's a good cop-bad cop trip plus bad & secret government sponsored corporation vs. true believer. Nicely thought out script and decent acting too...go if you like these kinds of thrills.

WHEN IN ROME. Well this jerky mess of a movie came in 3rd last weekend at the box office after Avatar and Edge of Darkness. Its lovey-dovey, frou-frou with actors who have no faces or names. At least none that you'll remember. Don't go and, I'm sorry I did.

2009 SECRET FILMS. Someplace I read once that there are more than 1000 films released every year. We are lucky to have the Nickelodeon and Del Mar theatres showing us on the big screen as many of the good ones as they can possibly book. Many, even most, world wide new films don't even get distributed, and only a small percentage of films do get to DVD. The following brand new all 2009 films I found at Cedar Street Video and East Cliff Video, just by searching and by luck. They are absolutely excellent some have won nominations from various film groups. Maria Bello in Downloading Nancy, directing award for Amreeka, watch Jeff Daniels in The Answer Man (think Jack Canfield, Wayne Dyer, Dr. Phil), Trucker with Michelle Monaghan, a low key saga of loneliness. There's also Goodbye Solo (mentioned here last week)...the list goes on. I think this has been an excellent year for films it's just that American audiences are dumbing down so far and don't want to think or react when they go out to see movies.

COFFEE FILTER SECRETS. My sister Jerrie McKown sent these surprise uses for cheap coffee filters. She adds, "Try these uses.  Some of them sound really good and cheap too. Better than paper towels and a lot less expensive...she titled it "Coffee filters....Who knew!?" And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Tree for almost nothing, even the large ones.
1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers.
2. Clean windows, mirrors, and chrome...  Coffee filters are lint-free so they'll leave windows sparkling.
3.  Protect China by separating your good dishes with a coffee filter between each dish.
4.  Filter broken cork from wine.  If you break the cork when opening a wine  bottle, filter the wine through a coffee filter.

MORE MINNOTT'S MURMURS. Katherine Minott sent in even more shaggy dogs, to wit and to woo... A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas." 

UNIVERSITY GRAPEVINE. Each and every Tuesday from 7:30-8:30 p.m. I host University Grapevine on KZSC 88.1 fm. or on your computer at  WWW.KZSC.ORG.   On February 2nd Don Miller from the Santa Cruz Sentinel will talk about recent changes to the paper, and in the second half hour Richard Saldavia from Lampshade Productions will talk about Rose's Dilemma their next production opening in February. Taylor Simkins will discuss Fair trade coffee and C.A.N. on February 9th. Coastal Commissioner and County Supervisor Mark Stone will lead off on February 23. Any and all suggestions for future programs are more than welcome so tune in and keep listening.

QUOTES. "Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic", Roy Blount. "If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: "Ode to a Grecian Urn" is worth any number of old ladies", William Faulkner. "If you don't clean your house for two months it doesn't get any dirtier", Quentin Crisp.

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